Ultra-highbrow humour

Independent.co.uk: How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb? A fish: The most highbrow jokes in the world

A few of the jokes really made me lol, my favourites:

Q How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
A None, it’s a hardware problem.

A programmer’s wife tells him: “Run to the store and pick up a loaf of bread. If they have eggs, get a dozen.” The programmer comes home with 12 loaves of bread.

Tell me you didn’t smile 🙂