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im 5'2 (157 cm) and 17 and this is pathetic

people are in my comments going, "HAHAHAHAH IM A SPERM CELL AND IM 7 FEET TALL YOU MANLET"

edit: well, it'll be easier for girls to pick me up at least

edit: i am simply fun sized

edit: I'll just wear heels and cat ears to grab attention

edit: I have neither

edit: why are all of you so tall? also how's the weather up there?

edit: IF ONE MORE OF YOU SAYS THAT YOU'RE 6'0-6'5 AND YOU HAVE SHORT FRIENDS IM GONNA START CRYING AGAIN AND THAT WILL MAKE THE SITUATION VERY UNCOMFORTABLE

edit: lots of nice people here that I can look up to

edit: I just realized how absolutely tragic that title is

edit: my peen is small too, someone literally just tossed me in a dryer and shrunk me. they should've left me in there to marinate

edit: with all these battle tactics, i might just be able to stand a chance against the gargantuan 13 year olds

edit: they still won't let me near middle schools again nevermind

edit: can i still do edits or is the joke dead

edit: can one of you 3'4 guys rip my nuts off so I can remove myself from the gene pool? i don't want to spread the short

edit: DO A BACKFLIP u/strange_fish1

edit: IT IS 12:40 (00:40) AM AND I HAVE FOUND HEELS I WILL WEAR THEM AND BECOME ULTIMATE

edit: I FELL OVER BUT IT IS OK. I WAS 5'5 (165 cm) FOR A SPLIT SECOND. MY ASS FELL ON THE HEEL THOUGH AND I SHOULD PROBABLY GO TO BED

edit: I said u/jdksisiekkskssskksks and now my high heels are floating and I am an unstoppable force of pure tallness

edit: u/Not_the_Wildfire asked nicely

I love the passion of 76ers fans here on r/sixers -- I am excited to see what questions you come up with! While I am sure we will mostly talk basketball I am happy to cover any topic such as all my geeky pursuits such as table tennis, chess, musicals, etc...

The US has an unemployment problem secondary to COVID (I'm sure many other countries as well). Rather than just giving people free money, why aren't we hiring anybody who wants a job to fix the aging infrastructure of our nation? Isn't this a logical solution? Start em at $15/hour, fixes the unemployment problem.